Features
Everything worth watching — in one Telegram feed.
Over 30 checks per site across errors, security, WooCommerce, Cloudflare, Google and hosting.
Each monitor lights up in turn
A · Errors & crashes
Errors & crashes
Catch what suddenly breaks — before your customers feel it.
- Detects fatal & parse errors on the site and reports them instantly
- Alerts when outgoing emails fail to send
- Flags new database deadlocks as they happen
B · Security & access
Security & access
Know the moment someone tries something that doesn’t look like you.
- Admin logins — especially from new or foreign locations (IP geolocation)
- A new administrator account is created or promoted
- Inactive admin accounts left lying around
- Wordfence WAF & 2FA posture
- Core-file tampering (robots.txt / .htaccess) via checksum diff
- Default / exposed login URL
C · Performance & speed
Performance & speed
Stay fast — and hear about it when you’re not.
- PageSpeed / Lighthouse regressions (mobile & desktop)
- Cloudflare cache hit-rate drops
- No active page-cache plugin detected
D · Server & hosting
Server & hosting
The layer below your app, watched too.
- cPanel disk & inode usage thresholds
- WP Toolkit security issues
- Site stuck in maintenance mode
- Autoloaded options & PHP max_input_vars limits
E · WooCommerce
WooCommerce
Your shop, monitored end to end.
- Orders, completions and payment failures
- Add-to-cart flood detection with optional Cloudflare IP block
- Product added / updated / deleted
- Abandoned & pending-order sweeps
F · Cloudflare
Cloudflare
Your edge, pulled every few minutes.
- 5xx error-rate spikes & threat volume
- Bandwidth spikes & SSL certificate expiry
- “Under attack” mode left on
- Billing / plan issues
G · Google services
Google services
Search, analytics and shopping in one feed.
- Search Console crawl & coverage issues
- Analytics traffic drops vs. baseline
- Merchant Center product disapprovals & feed errors
H · Content & SEO
Content & SEO
The quiet things that hurt rankings.
- Sitemap unreachable
- Front page set to noindex
- Permalink structure changed
- Missing SEO titles / meta, menu changes
I · Uptime & backups
Uptime & backups
Is it up, and can you restore it?
- Heartbeat / uptime monitoring every few minutes
- Stale or missing UpdraftPlus backups
- WP All Import failures